if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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