The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Enjoy the penises
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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