come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm bleeding and have questions
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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