he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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