Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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