I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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