I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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