At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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