id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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