so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
sarcasm needs its own font
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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