He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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