so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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