he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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