thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
