its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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