What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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