in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
