help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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