She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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