Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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