google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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