Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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