I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Couch. On fire.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
