He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Holy sore nipples Batman
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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