So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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