Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
