we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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