absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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