I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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