K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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