Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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