well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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