Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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