and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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