am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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