why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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