i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
