I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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