Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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