I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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