I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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