You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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