how can u be prego again
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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