I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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