i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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