You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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