i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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