You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Terrible idea I love it
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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