school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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