i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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