Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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