Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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