they need to just BURY HIM!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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